Glad To See My Old Philly Intramural Softball Team's Season Is Off To A Hot Start In 2017!
Go team! Saw this snap last night from one of my buddies who I played softball in the old Fairmount stomping grounds (basically just South of North Philly). A seemingly innocent start of softball season called off by a drive-by shooting. A solid 1-2 punch of a snap. This is so par for the Philly course you can’t even find a news blotch about a reported 6 gunshots being fired in a residential playground. It would be hysterical if it weren’t so terrifying. Above all, these assholes clearly had no respect for the ground rules of softball. This isn’t ‘Nam, this is softball. There are rules.
They’re just lucky Urban Saloon (for the civilized) or the Green Room (for the savages) is within a short walk away for booze.
PS – Don’t know why this reminded me of him, but I would’ve LOVED to see our old softball hardo with a capital H friend present here when the shots were fired. If he was half as upset about the game getting called over gunshots as he was about being relegated to the outfied, those criminals wouldn’t have been able to leave with their spleens.
Hey you fucking retard! I saw you miss a few fucking grounders yourself! So why don’t you relegate your own [unintelligible] ass to the outfield, you [unintelligible] PIECE. OF FUCKING. SHIT.
[Unintelligible] and you bring the whole fucking team down. It is an embarrassment being on a fucking team with you, you dumb-ass, son of a fucking bitch! If I see [unintelligible] I will fucking rape you to death!